Friday, 31 October 2008

Bullshit = Flirt

So yesterday, one of my colleague initiated to go for drinks at Paulaner..
My boss and I came later as we had to clear some work and when we reached, the waiter came over and asked what we wanted to drink...

Me, being not in the mood to drink especially beer..
I told my colleagues, i'm here for food cos i'm damn hungry.
And being the usual them, they kept trying to convince me to drink.
I flipped the menu and saw Earl Grey Tea.
So being the very expected me, i ordered for that.

To my surprise, the waiter said.. "No, not that.."
I looked at him and he said.. "Order something else, we don't serve hot beverages at this time of the day."
In my mind, i was thinking.. *What kinda bullshit is this.."
I seriously think he was trying to bullshit me because of my colleagues' chiding.
So i decided to bullshit with him and say.. "I can't drink alcohol, i'll get rashes. Do you want to pay for my medical bills?"
Then i said.. "No hot beverages right? Orange juice then."
He said: "OK."

After he walked away, my boss commented: "You flirt with him leh.."
I was like HUH?!? That's flirt?
So that's how guys think girls flirt??
What kinda lousy definition is this?!
Guys and girls REALLY think VERY differently...