Inspired by Last Page of 8 Days..
Hi,
Thank you for your email.
I'm out of office and will be having fun in Taiwan.
If you see this message, i presume you are one of the poor people at work.
Please take note that i'll only return on 30th July and STOP emailing me!
And if you need assistance, i believe you'll be smart enough to email my colleagues without my reminder that this is an OUT OF OFFICE message!
Work Hard and Have a Nice Day! :D
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I'll be in Taipei in about seven hours time!! :)
Bye people~~