1. Scream for 3 seconds and apologise u have a depression. Repeat if it fails.
2. Tap the shoulder of the person in front of u and ask: Are u sleeping or pretending to sleep?
3. Ask the person in front of you to hold your groceries bag while u continue to stand.
4. Pretend to faint.
5. Bring a loudhailer and announce: A PREGNANT WOMAN IS ENTERING THE TRAIN!
6. Ask the person sitting whether he wants to touch your tummy and feel it ;)
7. Read a fairytale storybook to ur baby.
8. Read aloud a pregnancy pamphlet.
9. Compare babies' clothes that you just bought and ask comments from the person in front of you.
10. Have a loud conversation on the mobile saying you are due next week.
Contributed by a Class 95 listener and Vernetta Lopez made it so FUNNY! lol!!
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Ok, in case i'm being accused of being sexist.
Vernetta really said HIM throughout hor..
But anyway, those pregnant woman i know,
they always say it's ladies who gave up seats to them.
And on the train, that's what i see also!!
So..... Gentlemen out there..
Pls don't pretend to sleep the next time you see a pregnant lady ok :p