1) Rings
What are the three rings you give for a marriage?
- Engagement ring
- Wedding ring
- Suffer-ring
2) Holding Hands
When a guy hold a gal's hand before marriage, it's love.
When a guy hold a gal's hand after marriage, it's self-defence.
3) Graduates
Why do graduates refuse to get married?
Because the guy doesn't wanna lose his bachelor
and the gal don't want to get a master.
Muahahahhahaha!!
Entertaining leh, uncle!!